February 2012
76 posts
i have been applying to every job in the world
i really need a job you guys /:
So I decided that I’m gonna be in charge of dinner and grocery shopping for this week! I’m preparing myself for my homemaker days, lmfao. If I end up being a horrible cook I want to know now so I can take some classes or something! I’m literally making (almost) everything from scratch.
Also did I tell you guys that I decided I wanna be a Dental Hygienist? Weird, I know,...
stormcloud:
i have that fetish where i become extremely aroused if you pay any amount of attention to me
For Lent
joshishollywood:
fessicajaye:
I will be eating whatever I want, drinking all the soda I want, cussing all the fucking time, watching porn and having sex, and everything and anything else my wicked little heart desires.
Because I don’t believe in that shit.
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"Dreams" a short story by Desiree
jellybeing:
*pinches nose closed*
*puffs up cheeks*
*turns into a water bear*
*floats away*
i have a better life to live now
with meaning
alixjay:
onthewing:
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
omg yes
Yeah… My HS reunion is coming up this June. Can’t believe it’s been that long, either. =(
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omGGGGGGGGGG
I wake up and John’s looking at:
ADVANCED SEX POSITIONS FOR GIRLS
I shit you not…………………………………………………………….
...
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Annaliese and I's conversations usually go like...
Annaliese: Dag dag dag dag dag dag dag o0000o0o0oooo.
Me: O_O
Annaliese: DAG DAG DAG DAGDAGDA DGAGDGAGDAGG!!!!!!!!
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
*snrk*
(via stfuconservatives)
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I swear on everything that is good in the world...
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one year later and i still have terrible, fiery,...
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
barbeauxbot:
decanted:
runebug:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
GPOY
When I was little I decided I wanted to be Miss Piggy when I grew up.
MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED
sighrim:
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lizabeck replied to your post: am I the only person who hates Tatiana Beard’s facebook posts?
I DELETED HER.
haha I did too and my news feed is 100x more bearable :)
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joshfrancesgay:
il0vejellybabies:
joshfrancesgay:
what does skrillex do once he’s pressed the play button on his laptop at one of his concerts
does he just like
stand there
this
omfg
Watchlilbabysnake:
joshishollywood:
I decided to start tracking all posts tagged with #fuck you mom
josh this is the best thing you’ve done in a long time
yep today is "sit on your ass and don't help...
why am i fucking surrounded by idiots...
w00t
my cricut is cutting out a million little dog bones for confetti >:) hehe
ghsschusler asked: HEYYYYY YOUUUUU I'm super duper excited for tomorrow :)
PLEASSSE don't laugh at my cupcakes tomorrow :(
gonna go ice some cupcakes for tomorrow :3
