March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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I hope Rick Santorum's car starts making a funny...
stfuconservatives:
but only when he’s the only one around to hear it.
-Joe
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I hope Rick Santorum's groupons expire before he...
stfuconservatives:
-Joe
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abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum has a computer game he really likes that one day starts crashing as soon as he loads it and everything tech support tells him to try doesn’t work.
I hope Rick Santorum’s video drivers are always out of date.
-Joe
February 2012
101 posts
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You're fucked now, UrbanOutfitters, muahahahahah! →
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gloria-swanson:
apihtawikosisan:
This is the big news of today and I haven’t seen it all over the place yet! The Navajo Nation (who has trademarked their name) is suing UrbanOutfitters. The suit is based on trademark infringement and violation of the Indian Arts and Crafts Act. This is going to be an awesome case!
It’s great that they’re taking a stand to reclaim...
Wall Street greed fueling high gas prices →
stfuconservatives:
Another fun citation for people claiming gas prices are Obama’s fault.
I am no longer excited for college, at all.
WHY
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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
john thinks that williamsport just "calls...
wat…?
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Dinner was very yummy :)
I made chicken noodle soup!
i have been applying to every job in the world
i really need a job you guys /:
So I decided that I’m gonna be in charge of dinner and grocery shopping for this week! I’m preparing myself for my homemaker days, lmfao. If I end up being a horrible cook I want to know now so I can take some classes or something! I’m literally making (almost) everything from scratch.
Also did I tell you guys that I decided I wanna be a Dental Hygienist? Weird, I know,...
stormcloud:
i have that fetish where i become extremely aroused if you pay any amount of attention to me
For Lent
joshishollywood:
fessicajaye:
I will be eating whatever I want, drinking all the soda I want, cussing all the fucking time, watching porn and having sex, and everything and anything else my wicked little heart desires.
Because I don’t believe in that shit.
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"Dreams" a short story by Desiree
jellybeing:
*pinches nose closed*
*puffs up cheeks*
*turns into a water bear*
*floats away*
i have a better life to live now
with meaning
alixjay:
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georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
omg yes
Yeah… My HS reunion is coming up this June. Can’t believe it’s been that long, either. =(
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omGGGGGGGGGG
I wake up and John’s looking at:
ADVANCED SEX POSITIONS FOR GIRLS
I shit you not…………………………………………………………….
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